In a recent blog post “Sex and Fat Loss” I mentioned that my relationship with Angie has really blossomed since we’ve been getting in great shape for our upcoming photo shoot and how I can’t keep my hands off of her. Your responses to that post have been fantastic and some of you even told me not to forget about the calories burned during sex. I took it upon myself to find out how many calories are burned during sex and brought the results to Angie’s attention. Check out her response in the video below…

Are The Calories Burned During Sex Enough For Fat Loss?

To continue with a bit of the humor, here is a cute little joke about calories burned during sex:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent………………….. 12 Calories
Without her consent……………….187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands…………………… 8 Calories
With one hand…………………….. 12 Calories
With your teeth…………………… 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection………………….. 6 Calories
Without an erection……………….. 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris………… 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot………….. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary……………………….. 12 Calories
69 lying down…………………….. 78 Calories
69 standing up……………………. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow………………………. 216 Calories
Doggy Style………………………. 326 Calories
Italian chandelier………………… 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real…………………………….. 112 Calories
False……………………………. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging………………. 18 Calories
Getting up immediately…………….. 36 Calories explaining why you got out of bed
Immediately……………. 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are: 20-29 years old……….36 Calories
30-39 years………………………. 80 Calories
40-49 years………………………. 124 Calories
50-59 years………………………. 972 Calories
60-69 years………………………. 2916 Calories
70 and over………………………. Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly…………………………… 32 Calories
In a hurry……………………….. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door… 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door…. 3521 Calories

Remember: this is a joke.

On a serious note if you really want to know, it works out to about a calorie per minute.

Life really has changed for Angie and I since we’ve been getting in great shape for our upcoming photo shoot. I want you to experience the same emotions, feelings, and experiences that we are going through.

Life really is magical when you are living in optimal health. You should expect nothing less for yourself.

Have an absolutely amazing day!

Scott Tousignant